Films From off the Crossbar
Films from off the crossbar, Hockey is one of the fastest games on ice, with Mighty Ducks. Young Blooded Chimpanzee, teams that inspire & gonnes dropping gloves. Most make a joke of the game or are just chessy. There really hasn't been a great hockey movie, like the many baseball has. Even with hockey’s long history with a lot of crazy stories, or just how mental & physically tough you have to be just to play the game. Rob Zombie was rumored to have pitched a film about the Broad Street Bullies, the Philadelphia Flyers from 1974 to 1976 maybe the most hard core hockey team of all time with 2 Stanley Cup Championships to show. I’m still waiting to watch that overtime goal, where the puck bounces off the crossbar and not some penalty shoot.
October 26 in Mexico.
5 mins for fight a Masco and a film Misconduct
Jean-Claude Van Damme - Darren McCord
Power Boothe - Joshua Foss
Raymond J. Barry - Vice President
Ken Milchick - Coach
What's The Matter?
Coach I really Feel like shit
Go to the locker! Wregget
66 Mario Lemieux Place Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, usa
Sound Track Song
Rock & Roll, Part II
Lord Stanley Cup and the Real Helicopter crashing into the Mellon Arena used in the final action scene.
Aspect Ratio: 2.35.1
Camera Arriflex 35 III
Format 35 mm
January 31 1986
10 mons for Putting False teeth in a puck bunnies drink.
Goaltender Heaver gets a film misconduct for leaving in the middle of a movie.
Rob Lowe - Dean Youngblood
Cynthia Gibb - Jesse Chadwick
Patrick Swayze - Derek Sutton
Keanu Reeves - Heaver
ED Lauter - Murray Chadwick
Three Blind Mice
How long have the stitches been in?
A week? Where are you going?
I’m going to take them out!
You Don’t want stitches in Thunder Bay!
They see em They’ll try to open the up again
Ted Reeves Arena
175 Main street Toronto, Ontario Canada
Starship - Cut You Down to Size
The goalie masks are a tribute to a great goalie mask of Gerry Cheevers who put a new stitch on his every time a puck would hit him in the face representing, stitches he would receive on his face, with the lion mask of Gilles Gratoony the Loony",
Aspect ratio: 1:85:1
Format: 35 mm
October 1st 1999
Drinking and driving on a Zamboni.
Russell Crowe - John Biebe
Hank Azaria - Charles Danner
Burt Reynolds - Judge Walter Brown
Mauy Chakin - Bailey Pruitt
Mike Myers - Donnie Shulzhoffer
Terry David Mulligan - Dr. Henry Savage
I have a toy pony he takes big shits
Banff National Park, Albert Canada
(I wanna Drive the) Zamboni
Inventing the Winter Classic
August 11 2000
Too many monkeys on the ice.
Bernie, Louie, & Mac - Jack
Ja Renee Smith - Tara Westover
Kevin Zegers - Seten Westover
Dave Thomas - Willy Drucker
Patrick Cranshaw - Ron
He must be from California too.
It’s a monkey! It look like coach Marlowe must be up to his old tricks
5670 East Blvd, Vancouver, BC V6M 3V2
Coolest Looking Dude on Ice - Rod Frias
Using Canadian tax payers money to make this Film.
Aspect Ratio: 1.85:1
Format 35 mm