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Rappin' for Jesus - Pastor Jim & Mary Sue Colerick

Is this a real or a Fake video?

If this is fake then its funny as hell, but the fact that this video is believable. Pastor Jim & his wife Mary Sue Colerick in a lame attempt to attract young followers to his ministry, by using a rap song, with racist terminology. It just goes to show how society has changed it’s views on religion, where there was once faith. Now turned into a faithless joke.

Lyrics for

Rappin' for Jesus - Pastor Jim & Mary Sue Colerick

[Verse 1: Jim Colerick]

Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth

I wanna teach kids the Christian truth

If you wanna reach those kids on the street

Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat

I gave my sermon an urban kick

My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick

My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger

That's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga


[Verse 2]

He's a life-changer, miracle-arranger

Born to the virgin mom in a manger

Water to wine, he's a drink exchanger

And he died for your sins

I preach the word, that's my gig

And I rhyme better than Notorious BIG

Other MCs, I wish them well

But if you live in sin, you burn in hell

Now I'mma pass the mic to my lovely wife

She's a fly MC and the light of my life

So to bust a rhyme without further ado

Take it away, Mary Sue!

[Verse 3: Mary Sue]

Jesus Christ is my nigga...

He's the son of the original G

And he was sent to Earth to elucidate the way that we should be

What? (Jim)

Like if another MC says

"You're a freak!

You're a lame-butt rapper

And your rhymes are weak!"

I don't get mad and I don't critique

I forgive him, and turn the other cheek

I don't blaspheme and I don't brag

I don't cuss, and my pants don't sag

I do exude a little Christian swag

And I'm proud to be an American!

[Hook: Both]

Jesus Christ is our nigga

Let his light shine through ya!

Let his love pop a cap in your butt and say HALLELUJAH!

Jesus Christ is my nigga

He's a homie MC JC UC?

He's an honest, caring, peace-loving nigga

Like me

If you do drugs and think you're cool

You need to come to Sunday school!

Put those drugs in the garbage can

Stand up tall, you're a Christian man!


Word up!

I'm freestyling!

[Mary Sue]

Hit me!


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